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Don't listen to him, baby. He doesn't understand us.

what does bio mean?

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

wiggitawiggitawack:

seaworlcl:

what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears

[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive

euo:

You’re too good for me, you’re too good for anyone.”

Submarine (2011) dir. Richard Ayoade

de0xyss:

Arctic Monkeys -Do I Wanna Know


Do you want me crawling back to you?

goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

sh4ne:

if I ever make a song, I’m going to mix in random skype and facebook notification noises so I can confuse literally everyone listening on their computer 

cinyma:

Mélanie Laurent in Inglourious Basterds, 2009.